- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Women's Rights Movement

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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