- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

pauls tuck

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

chuck norris

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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