What is white and square? A ping pong block

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

split your ass cheek

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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