- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Pain Olympics.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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