- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

I work at jcpenny

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

I just drank a cola.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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