Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Penis-biter

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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