- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Abortion

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

I told you it would happen

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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