Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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jibby jobby

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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