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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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