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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Keanu Reaves

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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