- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

A girl gets raped -teagan d

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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