- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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