- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

I have aids

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What's the deal with brown?

give me a thumbs up

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

DERP

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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