What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What is more worse than death? Death

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