Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A baby seal walks into a club.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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