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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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