- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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