Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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The EPA.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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