What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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What do I hate? people

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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<=3 penis

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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