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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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