- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What comes after 23? 24.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Christianity

whats 2+2 equal? 4

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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