Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Penis

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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