if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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girls basketball

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Knock, Knock ...

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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