Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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PEANIS!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Anti Joke

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