whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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A man killed himself.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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