- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Knock Knock! Come in..

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

PEANIS!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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