My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Racial Equality

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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can you touch your toes? no

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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