Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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