A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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OIO

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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