You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Grace Ackerson

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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