- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

whats black and white? a zebra

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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