so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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