- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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