- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Female rights.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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