- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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