- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

your mom

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Vagina.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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