- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

breasts

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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