Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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im at school

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womens rights

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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This is an anti joke

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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