- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

2 + 2 = 4

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

A: Knock Knock B: ...

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