- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Everybody love food when they are hungry

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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