- Anti Joke

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.