- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Nice belt.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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