- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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