A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Your existance.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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