" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Paper shield.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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you gay?

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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8===D

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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