- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

call me maybe.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Fat people

Knock knock What?

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