yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Christianity

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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