- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What do I hate? people

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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