Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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8=> >->-o

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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