- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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