why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Penis-biter

HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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