- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

My name is Harry.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Pain Olympics.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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