A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Alchohol.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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A man penetrates another man.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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