How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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