- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

I told you it would happen

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

I work at jcpenny

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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