How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the fish say after he

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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