- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.