Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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my gramma died

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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British Dentistry

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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