Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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